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{"type":"standard","title":"1991 St. Louis Cardinals season","displaytitle":"1991 St. Louis Cardinals season","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4587105","titles":{"canonical":"1991_St._Louis_Cardinals_season","normalized":"1991 St. Louis Cardinals season","display":"1991 St. Louis Cardinals season"},"pageid":11540727,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/St_Louis_Cardinals_Cap_Insignia.svg/320px-St_Louis_Cardinals_Cap_Insignia.svg.png","width":320,"height":342},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/St_Louis_Cardinals_Cap_Insignia.svg/203px-St_Louis_Cardinals_Cap_Insignia.svg.png","width":203,"height":217},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270134239","tid":"be0fc395-d543-11ef-8eec-fac040fb9b9d","timestamp":"2025-01-18T02:27:20Z","description":"Major League Baseball season","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991_St._Louis_Cardinals_season","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991_St._Louis_Cardinals_season?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991_St._Louis_Cardinals_season?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:1991_St._Louis_Cardinals_season"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991_St._Louis_Cardinals_season","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/1991_St._Louis_Cardinals_season","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991_St._Louis_Cardinals_season?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:1991_St._Louis_Cardinals_season"}},"extract":"The St. Louis Cardinals 1991 season was the team's 110th season in St. Louis, Missouri and the 100th season in the National League. The Cardinals rebounded from a rare last-place finish a year earlier to register a record of 84–78 during the season and finished second to the Pittsburgh Pirates in the National League East by fourteen games.","extract_html":"
The St. Louis Cardinals 1991 season was the team's 110th season in St. Louis, Missouri and the 100th season in the National League. The Cardinals rebounded from a rare last-place finish a year earlier to register a record of 84–78 during the season and finished second to the Pittsburgh Pirates in the National League East by fourteen games.
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