{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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Jason Bergmann is an American strongman competitor and entrant to the World's Strongest Man competition on multiple occasions.
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The Military Commandant's Offices Command is a territorial security-oriented formation in the Lithuanian Armed Forces, responsible for ensuring military order, security, and defense of critical infrastructure in the rear. It oversees the Military Commandant’s Offices, which perform tasks such as facility protection, communication security, counter-sabotage operations, and maintaining order in designated areas.
"}{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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