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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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Hendra is the name of eight hamlets in Cornwall, England, United Kingdom.
- Hendra, Breage \n
- Hendra, Camelford \n
- Hendra, Grade-Ruan \n
- Hendra, St Dennis \n
- Hendra, near Catchall, Sancreed \n
- Hendra, Stithians \n
- Hendra, Wendron \n
- Hendra, Withiel
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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